Big con?

Yesterday afternoon the main TV channels set up quite a dilemma. Just what to watch?

These were world events, with billions of followers, and celebrities out in force.

Anything this big has to be good – in fact, more than good: great.

On one, a ball going to and fro. (Mostly just to.) On two, cars going round a track. On three, bikes going along a road.

Not to be missed.  The king is in the altogether.

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